The randomness of the unexpected

A thought of 5 acts

Act 1

When I was 5, I wanted to be a singer. Somewhere in my teenage years, my voice changed, so I had to scrap that plan.

When I was 8, I thought being magician for a living would be cool. In a pre-youtube age, it was kinda difficult (if not impossible) to learn tricks on my own. I didn´t have much patience, so I ditched that plan.

When I was 13, I thought being a veterinarian was my call, until I realized I couldn´t dissect any animal as part of the “learning” process.

Around 15 years I decided to study tv and cinematography, as I loved watching television and coming up with stories and all that. I did 5 years of communication studies (majoring in….yes! TV and cinematography). After a while, I discovered that filming involved a lot of physical work, and standing up a lot. Since I had a lumbago problem, this kinda made me lose my interest in this branch of arts.

Somewhere in between my University studies, I thought riding a motorbike would be cool and trendy. I had no money to buy a Kawasaki Eliminator (my dreamed beauty back then). Mac jobs were out of the question, as I would have to work years before I could make some decent money. In my naïveness I thought “heck, let’s make business and bring some money $$$”.

And so I opened a small business….like any other one out there. Although in the end, even though I lost more money than I made, it arouse on me the interest in business-related topics.

When I finished college, I decided to study a master in business administration abroad, and so I did. I took a plane and traveled to Belgium…from all places on earth.

While studying abroad, I got a job offer from a local company. I took the job.

During that first year, I met a girl, fell in love, and decided to extend my stay a bit longer.

I did another master degree, learned the local languages, found another job, got married, had one kid, and then another one. 

And then it hit me:

“I made it”

I had the perfect job, the perfect family, the perfect life. Everything my family wished me for, I had achieved it. Thus the “I made it”

But, had I really?

Act 2

Long ago, when I was out of college, my stepfather was taking me somewhere and we stopped in a traffic light. There was a gardener cutting some grass from a park next to us. My stepfather looked at him and said out loud “I am sure this guy is happier than I will ever be”. I saw the gardener through the window, he looked like a simple man, and he was probably earning the minimum wage. He was probably a person without many physical possessions, nor a house, or living in a nice area of the city.

My stepfather on the other hand had everything: a brilliant career, the fancy auto, living in one of the most exclusive districts of the capital, a family that loved him, and distinction from his peers.

He also had many things to take care of: houses, cars, people. His high profile government job demanded most of his time, if not all. He used to work 14 hours a day, and Saturdays, and most of Sundays as well.

The gardener probably had an 8-hour shift. He wasn´t making much, but he was probably home more often than my stepfather. He didn´t have other job-related responsibilities

He wasn´t feeling happy. He felt obliged, like he had no other choice than to keep doing what he was doing.

He realized that despite having it all (according to society standards)... he felt empty.  

It made me think: how many times do we follow this path because it is the definition of success that has been imposed on us since school, high school, University, etc etc?

How many times do we aim and settle for “security” and “stability”?

Everyone is different, and everyone has a different story, motivation, background. We all wish to be recognized, to be different, to be “successful”. Success leads to money, money leads to security, and security leads to realization. It all should end in “happiness”….right?

That moment at the traffic light, I learned something from my stepfather I had not learned before: that perhaps the definition of happiness differs somewhat from what society has told us all along.


And I felt exactly like that when I was thinking I had "made it" in Belgium. But I was just living in a golden cage, doing the exact same job, again and again. Like my stepfather, emptiness had grown inside me.



Act 3

By the beginning of 2011, I quit my job in Belgium,  We decided it was the opportunity to move back to Peru while the kids were small, and see how things would work out on this side of the world. It was a new adventure, and it brought fire to my heart after many years.

It wasn´t long before I found a job as a University professor, and working as a banker in a financial institution. We rented a nice flat, bought a decent car, build a house on the beach, and finally decided to buy an apartment close to the kid´s school.

But after some years, I felt it was all a deja vu again: reach business targets, receive the bonus, make more money for the bank, bring more business, bring more money......and so on.....and so on.....and so on. I felt I was back in the rat race, only that this time I totally aware of it.

An opportunity appeared to start a new business with one of my clients. I took the leap of faith, and by the end of 2015, I quit again my  job

I was back in square 0, trying to make things work again.

Although I was making more money than before, my wife wasn´t happy. She felt she had no “security”, as I had a variable income.

Yes, being independent means no fixed income, and it means that plans have to constantly change. It means one has to adapt to the situation as they come. 

She couldn´t stand that…and she added other things to the mix as well. 

She took the kids and left the house, looking for “stability” somewhere else.

So, instead of staying in an empty flat, I decided to rent it and move back to my dad´s place. 

My father divorced my mother when I was 7, so it was the first time in 30 years I would live with my father again…not exactly the prodigal son story, but there can be some parallelism involved.

It was also the first time I would live with my younger siblings (more than 10 years age gap between us).

I remember that during my stay there, I wanted to bring in some friends for a barbeque. My father didn´t allow me because he was going to be out on a trip, and one of his rules was no house parties while he was away. It seemed the rule had to apply for me as well.

Being told by your dad at age 37 to not do something as simple as a bbq with your friends sucks big time! Especially after having lived on your own for more than 15 years.

Act 4

All in all, I like to think that when one door closes, a new one is being opened.

The business thing with my client didn´t work out as expected, so I started doing independent business consulting...I like to think of it as a good decision.

Being single again is not the decision I took....but after a while I can also say is not the worse that could have happened to me.

I am not rich, nor do I intend to be. 

I do not have big companies as clients, nor do I expect to have them.

My name will probably not transcend in time and space…..I´m ok with that.

However, I do have more quality time to spend with my children (although I don´t live with them). I can pick them up from their after school activities, be with them on the weekends, even do some trips on our own abroad!

I can visit my grandmother during the week, and have lunch with any other member of my family on any given day,.

I can also have a coffee during the afternoon, or arrange customer visits and meetings depending on my day.

I can decide to watch Netflix all day or go have a walk close to the seaside

I have something not many people have: freedom. And freedom doesn´t have a price.

Although this means I will not drive the fancy car, or live in a fancy place, or go the most trendy places in town.

I use to worry about that in the past.

Not anymore.

Act 5

The unexpected will always happen, and always in a random way.

I wrote a long time ago “Destiny is never written, and there lies the beauty of it”. Now that I come to think about it, I might have it right this time.

In my short 38 years, I think that the meaning of life is about enjoying "the process"...whatever that may be.

"The process" has to be full of adventures.....setbacks......joys.....opportunities to fall and rise again, as many times as it might be necessary.

It´s the first days of 2018. Everything at this moment in my life is more uncertain that it has ever been.

It would be easy to say "Life is a biatch?", but that ain´t me. I took some punches already, let the other ones come too.

There is only one thing I can be certain about: a new start is about to begin.

So watch me world……here I come again.

The story of a jounery : Part II

El Luis strikes back

‘The phoenix or firebird originated in ancient mythology and has gone through a variety of representations in art/literature, ranging from being fully birdlike to having the head of a dog and suckling its young’

As I was still feeling the sour taste of defeat, I knew I had little time to act fast. I had been traveling for 15 hours of so, and at the arrival of the local youth hostel of the city of Gent I learned there was no place left. When I heard this my first tought was taking a crash course on “Going Homeless 101” from the local beggar I had seen in the streets of the city centre. I could picture my mom’s answer, telling her that her little precious had to spend his first night in the street:  “So what? You’re a man!” (Yup….that’s her)

I addressed the receptionist – a lad with long hair and beard- with the first (intelligent?) question I could think of:

 “Dude”

“Yessir” – he replied

 “Is there another hotel somewhere around? Like, you know, cheapy cheapy?”

“Well, I don’t know how much they cost, but if you walk around the city center you’ll find something for sure. Try going first to the tourism information center.”- He replied as he started searching for a map in his desk

“Do you think I’ll find cheapy cheapy rates?” – I asked again

“I don’t know, you’ll have to check”

“Did I remark I’m looking for a cheapy cheapy place”?

“Yes. You have an issue with money I see” -

“Nah, just sold my kidney, and wouldn’t like to spend my money in a wrong way” –

“That must have been a difficult decision” – said he, very concerned

“It was, especially after selling my sister to the Russians”

“you must have had a though life” – he replied again with some pittyness

“Very though”- was my last reply (btw: what a dumbass!).

The reception dude handed me the map pointing out where we were, and where the information center was. I saw the map, saw my mobile home equipment, then saw the map again. There was no freaking way I was going to carry around the pieces of rock with me while trying to find a hotel (if I could fine one of horse). It seems that my face spoke on its own, as wanna be Jesus told me I could leave my stuff with him in the reception, and then come back to pick them up once I had found something. Within the whole messy/crappy/shitty context of my first day in Belgium, that was by far the best thing that could have happened.

First stop before taking off again was the local gents room….no, not to do that!!! (you dirty freaks). I just needed to refresh a bit…and honestly, I was pretty stinky by that moment I think (try wearing a life saver jacket at 30° during some hours and then tell me if your body doesn’t sweat). I had to improvise a shower from the sink, and tried to “wash” myself in the most decent way I could think off. After that, I changed the sweaty clothes and put new ones on (some summer stuff, to be disguised as a normal person), and then off I took.

The clock was ticking at the sound of  “sleep-sleep, sleep-sleep”, I knew I had to step up the pace. At the local information office of Gent I received a list with different hotels, with no mention on their prices unfortunately :s. I tried a couple of them that were pretty close by, but the price alone was working better than any energy drink to keep me kicking for a little time extra.

At some moment I found myself walking in one of the streets from the city, slightly away from the main squares and all main attractions. Suddenly, I saw lots of faces smiling at me, female J faces.  “At least somebody looking in a nice way at me” I thought. “But Gee, I wonder why those ladies are behind a crystal wall? And do people in Belgium walk on their underwear the whole time while at home?”…you can slap me in the face now, but I was THAT naïve back then not to figure out right away I was in the red light district (aka: the hooker  street). At least my ego was receiving a little boost from the ladies of the linen life, and some parts of my body were waking up a bit more than I should have wanted , nice view doesn’t kill anyone of course!.

It might have been luck, faith or destiny, but I think I had to be in that street. As I was enjoying my sight with the display of women bodies, I also saw there was a hotel in the middle of the street. Yes, it looked crappy ..Extremely crappy. That could only mean one thing: cheapy cheapy!!  I entered the hotel, checked the rates, and was more than happy to see it costed half of what the others hotels were asking for a night (although it meant taking a room with no private bathroom…who cared?). I paid right away, got my keys, searched the room, opened the door, saw the room, threw the keys on the floor and jumped to the bed…and away I was from this world, in what was probably the best night of sleep I have had in all my life.

The phoenix has a 500 to 1000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of twigs that then ignites; both nest and bird burn fiercely and are reduced to ashes, from which a new, young phoenix or phoenix egg arises, reborn anew to live again. The new phoenix is destined to live as long as its old self

Fourteen hours after (yes, 14!) I finally came out of hibernation mode. I checked the clock at it was 6 am in the morning.

The phoenix was awaken!!!

After my long sleep, I woke up as a different man, literally and figurative speaking. First, after a good shave and a decent bath, the Neanderthal look was gone. Second: after reviewing the map of the city I exactly knew where to go. Third: I left the hotel, not before trying to get the receptionist’s phone number as the chick was hot….no luck though. As I left the street where the hotel was located, and followed the direction I had marked, I asked myself : will my plan work out?

Coming soon:

Part III: Real life, Belgian version

The story of a Journey - Part I

An uneven match

It was 9 years ago that I arrived in Belgian shores, on a Sunny day of summer. To be more precise, I arrived at 2pm on the 26th of August 2002, via an Air Switzerland flight from Miami -with a brief connection in Zurich. I brought with me an X-size piece of luggage, a backpack, a broken guitar, and my winter jacket on, as there was no place left to put such a gargantuan piece of apparel. No kidding when I say  that an army tent could have been easily built with all the layers of textile in the jacket, and its weight alone could have served to do some muscle building training.

So there I was with all my stuff at the Brussels Airport. After coming out of the immigrations office my first stop was the local telephone booth, from where I called a Peruvian dude who was supposed to host me at his place during my first days in the Low Lands. Now, I didn’t know the guy personally as he was the friend of a friend, but being the only person I knew in this side of the world I dared to send him an email asking if he could lodge me for some days, at least till I could find my own place to live. The lad seemed happy to have another country mate in Belgian soils, so he accepted my (own) invitation to his place.

Back to the phone booth part: First call, no answer, so I waited 5 minutes.


Second call, no answer. I waited another 5 minutes.

By the third phone call- and again with no answer, I realized that he either wasn’t available or that he was just neglecting my call…but, could he really? I was faced suddenly with my first -of many to come- dilemma: to wait or not to wait (that is the question, said my dear Shakespeare). “I’ll take the train to his city and call from there” was my thought.

And so I headed towards the train station, carrying all my stuff…feeling tired…checking the girls….feeling anxious…checking the girls…feeling hungry… checking you know what by now. “First things first” – I said, “let’s change my hard earned dollars into euros” . I looked around for a minute or so and spotted almost right away a Western Union shop. After checking their prices I realized the bastards were using a ridiculous under priced rate! (Working against me of course). “Screw them” I thought while searching for another competitor at the airport. After combing all the 3 floors of the airport, I realized that Western Union was the only shop where I could change my money. I had no other choice than to go back with resignation to the yellow colored local, and accept what was obvious about to happen: I was going to get screwed … Belgium 1, Luis 0. Nice way to start my new life in a new country!

Bon, I think I changed only $200 or so, just enough to survive till I could get my money withdrawed from some local ATM. So I changed the money, went to the station, bought my ticket, and got all my homeless-like equipment in the train. After 40 minutes of traveling I arrived to the city which would become my second home during that year, and where till the date of today I’m still very fond of and happen to live in: Gent.

At the station I tried calling my local contact again....with no luck! Soon resignation invaded me, and I realized I was on my very own in this strange land. Poor guy you would think.. but Alas!, I will have to disappoint you, since not all is as bad as it seems, and not everybody is as fool as not to have a plan B (B of Bad ). While booking my ticket to Brussels, in a rationale moment (strange for me) I found and printed out the address of a youth hostel in Gent, just in case and as a last resource measure. Time to put Plan B in action!

As I emerged from the station, I couldn’t help noticing that it was a beautiful day, with people walking around in their summer outfits, big smile in their faces…all of them seemed happy to be there. I also realized that I was somehow messing up the hole picture in my astronaut outfit, my expedition bags, and my Molotov- cocktail hangover face…it was like having the ugly fat bitch in the middle of the beauty contest, you get the picture right?

My very first interaction with a Flemish (funny name for these people) was a local teenage girl that helped me find the right tram to get to the city center. My second interaction was with the angry tram driver, shouting at me to hurry up since I was forming a bottleneck while trying to get my lugagge in the tram. My third, fourth, fifth and all subsequent interactions was with all the passengers in the tram I had to push asside to make some place for my stuff. No kind interaction back from them of course.

Anyways, I managed to get on the tram and enjoy the ride a bit. As I approached my stop, I saw that I had a couple of buttons to press in order to get off the ride: a blue button and a red button. Since the red button said STOP, I pressed that one. Now, If you have ever been in a tram, you might imagine by now that I had pressed the EMERGENCY STOP button, so you can also imagine what happened next: the tram stopped suddenly, all passangers looked aroung confused, angry tram driver got out of his seat to see what was going on, foreign dude was trying to hide among passangers (although impossible) after realizing his mistake, angry tram driver and angry passengers staring at foreign dude … Belgium 2, Luis 0... Damn :s.

By the time the tram arrived at  the city center I was more than happy to step out at the first stop. I was now finally in the center du Gand, the place to be, the city of mis amores. As I started walking towards the address of the youth hostel I realized my first challenge of the day: the whole city center had bricks on the sidewalks and on the roads. Why is that a problem you might ask your self? Normally is not, had it not been for the fact that my luggage was weighting a bit more than 35 kilos, and although the cement bag had wheels, the bricks in the floor were making my task to move forward an impossible one. Think about you trying to smoke some dope with the pope and you´ll know the feeling!. To make matters worse: I had to walk in the road, since the sidewalks were full of people and tables of restaurants. And there I was again, the freak carrying a house -don’t forget the ugly Eskimo jacket-, walking in the middle of the street like a nerd, with ALL EYES ON ME as I was trying to move forward, step by step (or I should better say brick by brick)…Nothing like the sweet taste of humiliation in my lips once again. By this moment the score was Belgium 3, Me nada.

It took me about 30 to 45 minutes to get to the youth hostel I think. Not bad for a 300 meters distance :s!. By the moment I arrived at door of the hotel I felt like "I´m the king of the world", like the Caesar proclaiming ‘vini, vi, vinci’, like Kid Rock banging Pam Anderson on the boat (nope, never watched that clip he he), like a Goldman Sachs CEO claiming a billion dollar bonus after screwing the financial system in 2009. I had finally gotten away with finishing my journey....I was finally there!

Murphy said once ‘Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong’, and hell he was right! .After announcing myself at the frontdesk, the receptionist told me with a very expresionless face: “Sorry, hotel is full. Next opening is within 3 days”. As he sat back in his desk my W.A.C.K.O 7.0 operating system could process his words in echo (insert 'Psicosis' soundtrack pls):

“Hotel….

Full……


ull……..


ull…..…


ull…..

After 3 minutes or so of being lost in the twilight zone, a voice told me to get away from the white light and come back to reality, which I had to do with resignation. Suddenly, the king feeling was gone. I realized my journey was far from finished. Worse of all: I was killing/begging/dreaming of a bed to crash in and throw myself away in the arms of Morpheus...but that couldn't happen, not yet.

I realized I was dekcuf*…….big way. Belgium 10-Luis cero


*Tip for the not so gifted ones: to be read backwards


Coming soon


Part II: El Luis strikes back

El Luis...back from the Dead

Hello friends from here and there, north to south, west to east, up and down, black & white, and any other possible combination to stress the point that I'm say hi to everybody :).

It's been a looooooooooooong time since I haven't been writting anything here. Many reasons for that I guess. The first one is that nobody gives a shit about what I write of course! (only 250 vists since 3 years ago...out of which 50% ar mine hahaha!). Second: I'm a lazy bastard (easy to guess), and third: Facebook, hi5,twitter,free ilegal downloads and free XXX sites (no words necessary :p).

Anyways, just to put those up to date all those bored souls out there about what's been happening on this side of the continent:

1. I'm a happily married man since August last year :)
2. I'm a proud father of a baby boy....Mikelo (aka: My precious!)
3. I'm still working at the same company :)
4. I've recently formed a music group (my dream for a long time), where we're playing all the compositions I always had in my head but never had dared to 'get them out there'.

That's about it I guess. More posts to come soon with new anecdotes, stories and master plans to conquer the world!

Me

Say....

One of the 'benefits' of being an 'expat' in a foreign land (eventhough I'm not exactly sure that status really applies to me :s) is to always have the benefit of doubt, coming from other people of course ;)....not sure with what I'm saying? I'll go on to explain it then.

Let's say for example that you're on your usual routine of waking up in the morning, having a more than quick breakfast (if you have the luck to have it), and drive on the way to your work. Just when entering the office building you notice a strange fellow passing dressed with an implecable outfit, but with a Viking hat (yeah, you know..the one with the goat horns and all that). Undoubtly your first have a stare in your eyes that would look something like this ****, followed by the ironic gossiping of the somewhat perturbed fellow with the funny hat with that other colleague of yours you just meet at the front office. Now, imagine that your colleague replies 'Well yeah, this guy was just released from the mental institution a couple of days ago'. Having said that, your grey stuff goes back to its normal state of mind and you don't mind too much about the recent event...because in the end, the guy was just crazy, so he had to right to behave as he wants and not be really judged for what he did. Great excuse right?

Without going to the extremes, I can say that being foreing in this land has given me this kind of 'special' status, where sometimes I am allowed to behave/say/do/etc etc below or beyond the normal 'social rules' of Belgian society :). Of course no theory can be explained withour practice, so here go some anecdotes where I exercised as much as possible my foreign mojo:

1) "Do you guys always dance that that close?"
"Yes of course, that's how we do it in Southamerica, you're actually a bit too far, come closer.."
Me with unkown girls while dancing, leaving a separation of less that 1cm between eachother, and with both hands on the lower back side of the lady (in my bachelor times of course)

2) "Bla bla bla" (Person coming to me in the street asking for money, directions, donations, etc)
"Ik spreek geen nederlands / Je parle pas français"
Me answering that I don't understand them, and if they ask
"Do you speak english?"
" Me speak only spanish" - Is my usual reply

3) "Are you a spanish speaker "
"Yes I am"
"Nice! I've been to Spain a couple of times"
"Poor you! don't worry, we all make mistakes in life"

A stare like this **** draws in the other person's face normally, to which I have to always clear out that I'm peruvian and not spanish.

"Oh, so is there a big different in language and culture?"
"Of course, we're the improved version :"

People buy it the whole time ;)

More examples to come soon...

"Gringo's in Peru: crazy belgians as usual :s"

I was yesterday watching the final episode of a Belgian TV program called "Pekin express". What's the concept of the show? Well, they grab something like 10 couples, and make them race from one point of the planet to another distant point with 1 euro in their pocket...the winner of the race gets of course a specific amount of money based on how many challenges were completed ok during the race.

So far there have been 3 editions of this program, most of them in Asia. However, the last edition was held in Southamerica..where the race started in Brasil, and has as finishing point the city of Lima! (capital of Peru...my home country for those who ain't following).

It was absoulutely hillaaaaaaaaaaaarious watching these crazy Belgian gringos (for the record: for us south americans a gringo is anybody that looks caucasic) going nuts in Lima asking for lifts and for directions on how to get to a specific place. One of the tasks they had to fulfill was to sell as much as possible portions of "Anticuchos" at a market in the city center. "Anticucho" is a typical peruvian dish, wish is basically cow hart sliced in small pieces, joined together by a bambu stick and cooked in a bbq grill. It is normally served with boiled potato and choclo (corn)...and for those who haven't tried is deliiiiiiicious!. Anyways, the two last couples (during the race there are certain challenges, in which some teams are dropped out of the competition till only the two best couples get to race the final stage) had to go with a "Triciclo" -which is kind of a modified bike, with a huge wood basket on the front to be able to take different things) from the city center to the central market in Lima. Once at the central market, they had to build their BBQ sets, buy cow heart, prepare the anticuchos, and sell as much as possible of it.

If I would be just a normal guy walking in the city center at the moment that happened, I'm sure I would have asked myself "what the fuck are this gringos doing cooking anticucho????????"...it was have been quite of a show, which it was in fact. Lots of people were surrounding the couple from curiosity...which was in the favour of the couples because they could easily sell their improvised food to the audience gathered by. I really enjoyed watching that, because my home city was being shown from an european perspective, and I could can of picture how people look at us when coming from abroad.

The last stage of the race was going from the central market to a light tower in the district of miraflores, which is something like 8 km away from the city center. In the end, only one couple one the race of course...and took home something like 60,000 euros, and a whole experience of having lived such adventure....not bad eh?

Comida peruana a la belga

Llegue a Bélgica alla por agosto del 2002. Para ser mas precisos llegue a la ciudad de gante un dia caluroso de verano (europeo) en los ultimos dias de Agosto de ese año. Los primeros dias fueron un concierto de viacrucises existenciales sobre el motivo que realmente me habia llevado a dejar la comodidad de la famila, amigos, enamorada (la merfi y la no tan merfi), casa, comida, pichangas, combis, año nuevo en el sur y demas, para estudiar en un pais donde no conocia a nadie, donde el solo solo se asoma un par de meses al año, donde la cultura es muy diferente a la nuestra y donde el idioma era algo nisiquiera cercano a nuestro oriundo español…en fin, esa es otra larga historia.

Vamos al relato en si : resulta que la escuela de negocios donde estudiaba, organizaba cada cierto tiempo actividades para los estudiantes. Una de estas actividades era llamada el « international day » (el dia internacional), en el cual los estudiantes de los diferentes paises tenian que preparar un plato tipico de su pais. Dado que mis cualidades culinarias eran las del tipico hijito de mama que tuvo a una empleada cocinandole toda su vida, opte por la solucion que segun yo se acomoda a cualquier peruano que haya asistido alguna vez en su vida a un tono casero : preparar pisco sour .

Fue asi que decidi dejar degustar a mis compañeros de aulas el popular trago peruano. El problema fue que cuando fui al mercado solo pude encontrar pisco…chileno !!! A falta de otras opciones no tuve mas alternativa que preparar 5 litros de pisco sour con el ‘pisco’ oriundo de nuestro pais vecino. Para que no me puedo quejar, el pisco no salio tan malo, y si mal no recuerdo los cinco litros se fueron en algo menos de 15 minutos (ya se imaginaran el resultado que eso trajo entre mis amigos europeos unos minutos despues jeje).

Tiempo despues me ocurrio una anecdota parecida. Un año despues de haber acabado la primera maestria, decidi cursar una segunda con especialidad en economia en la historica Universidad Catolica de Lovaina. Mientras cursaba el segundo master se me dio por organizar otra noche internacional con mis compañeros de clase, solo que esta vez decidi variar un poco la oferta y me decidi preparar una muy rica mazamorra (el que viene en bolsa nomas, pero al menos sirvio !). Lo que hice fue dejar la olla llena del postre en la mesa donde se ponia toda la comida, y me limite a observar la reaccion de los otros al momento de probar el postre nacional. Lo que paso a continuacion casi me da infarto, y estoy seguro que si algunos de mis antepasados incas llegaba a presenciar tal acto facil sacaba un cuchillo de algun lado y se bajaba la cabeza a medio mundo (sera que he visto apocalypto muchas veces ??). Los belgas cogian primero un panqueque, y en vez de rellenarlo con mermelada, platano o mantequilla, lo comenzaron a rellenar con la mazamorra !!! (yes I know, oh dios !!) mismo Mexican brother comiendose un burrito relleno! Y no es por nada les encanto.

Es en oportunidades como esta donde una realmente saca pecho por la patria, y por los atributos que hacen de nuestro pais un lugar inigualable. Long live Peru !

Little Belgium

Having lived a bit more than 4 years in this side of the world, I couldn't help noticing some "funny" aspects of people here. Here goes a preliminary list, which everybody is welcome to complement of course!

1) In flanders: they use the diminutive form for almost every darn word. E.g: kindJE, frietJE, wagenJE...etc etc and so on and so on and so on.

2) Almost every Belgian knows the name of at least 10 sauces that can along with fries




3) Dutch speakers pronounce the word IDEA as ID (like 'I have and Idee " instead of "I have an idea")

4) French speakers think dutch speakers kind of suck...and viceversa

5) People in Wallonia drive in summer for around 3 hours in the middle of the traffic jam, just to make it to the coast which is already packed with thousands of people chillin' out.

6) As soon as there is an itsy bitsy ray of sun, everybody goes inmediately out to 'enjoy' it. I mean d***I've never seen people in terraces at 10°C only because there was a bit of sun outside!

7) Apparently people think is absolutely normal to go out to eat in a restaurant everyday of the week :s

8) Unless you're southamerican, african, scandinavian, russian or something alike...people will think you have an awful taste or just look ridiculous if you wear anything that is lighter than dark green.

9) Do you know the capital of the german speaking part of Belgium? Don't worry, nobody does ;)

10) In the same line with the previous remark: Ask a Belgian the first sentence of their national anthem. At least 50% will answer they didn't knew there existed one!!


11) People are ok with the fact of driving with the lights on even though it's bright and sunny.

12) In Flanders: The more you try to learn flemish, the more the flemish refuse to speak flemish to you and the more they complain that you haven't. learned flemish (this one isn't mine, but it's 100% true don't you think?)

13) Is it really necessary to have up to five names when you will be using only one?(got a friend called Jean Paul Marie Laurant Charles :s)

14) Belgians have made out of dish washing a real national cult. Instructions of how to wash dishes Belgian style: In a team of at least two (actually, the whole family can take part of this), position yourselves in such way that you stand next to each other and in front of the sink (which is commonly divided in two parts). Fill the two sinks with water, but only purr the washing material in the left sink. The left-standing person will gently wash the dish, put it on the water of the right sink, and pass it to person number 2 (or 3 ,4 or 5). Person number 2,3,4 or 5 will gently receive the dish and proceed to dry it with a drying handtowel. Voila! You have the formula to success at any house event ;)

15) Top three national topics of discussion: the never-ending works around the kennedy tunnel in antwerpen, the louzy soccer team, and Prince Laurent's strange love towards its dogs

16) If you feel like giving your walloon friends a nice 1st of may joke, tell them Flanders has decided to become independent. 100 % horror guaranteed!

17) Where else in Europe will you find people crazy enough as to wake up at 4 am in the morning, just to make it to a place so they can see the begining of the 'tour of Flanders'?

18) Customer service is a priority here indeed! Otherwise take a look at all shops and services that are open after working hours!, isn't it good to know you just have to take a half day off at your work in order to be able to do anything :s??


19) Why do people keep pushing me in, every time I want to get out of the metro station in brussels?

20) Unless you want to wait for a never ending explanation, don't ask a bartender in a cafe how many kind if beers do they have whenever ordering a drink.

You have more than enough reasons to love this country don't you think :)??!!

 

My shoes!!

Ok, so I decided to start publishing some of my memories while living on this side of the world. In case there are some dudes out there googling for info about Europe and Belgium in general, this tags should help you get here: EUROPE, BELGIUM, GENT,GHENT, GAND, GANTE, LIFE, NIGHTLIFE, STUDENT, ANECDOTES,LOVE, FUNNY, STORIES, EXPERIENCE....there, that should do it :)

So, this time I will speak about something that happened to me looooooooong time ago, longer that what it takes a snake to fart (you get the point right?). Anyways, this happened to me, let's see...somewhere during the first months of 2003..It think it was between march and april, not really sure to be honest...

It was a saturday, and there I was waking up from my bed at the good ol' student house at Sint Lievenslaan 37 in Gent (man, if that place could speak of all the things that happened there hi hi). I realized there was a bit of sun out there (which for Belgian standars means: it's a shinny day!), so I thought it would be a good excuse to go out and have a walk in the downtown.

Wandering through the city's beautifull city center I started walking through one of the main avenues, called Veldstraat. If you want to make a comparisson it's like the 8th avenue of NY, or something like that....Which means shops, people, lots of ATMs, etc etc etc. There I was, feeling a bit miserable for not being able to buy anything (for the record: it was my student time, which meant I was depending on good old dad and mom to pay my room and living expenses. Just to give you an idea: my weekly food budget was €20)...I mean, I couldn't buy most of the 'nice' things I wanted to buy, but I did have some money on the savings account, given that the previous week had been my birthday, and I had received some extra €€€ from the monthly cash allowance that my parents used to send me.

Going back to the story: there I was walking when I came across the Levi's shop and I saw them. It was as if time had stoped and I was meant to be there, right on that moment, on that place, at that time. Yes! I saw this nice pair of shoes...and Boobs :p!. To be honest I don't remember which lead my attention to the other. In any case, the price of the shoes were interesting €40!. For those who don't know, shoes here in Belgium are extreeeeeeeeeemly expensive if you compare it to what you can get at the US for example (or Peru). The cheapest 'decent' pair of shoes/snikers you will find here won't go below €60 ($80), and that is just a normal -regular -shoes in the box/payless shoes brand. And as I mentioned, the 'boobs' (let's call her my her official name: sales girl) was a beautiful exemplar of what we man make call 'a nice european ass'. And just to make a pause here: that's one of the things I love about this country! You can find models look a like everywhere! Otherwise take a look at my girlfriends picture ;).

Ok, so I was right there standing in front of the shop with three big motivations to enter: shoes, price, girl ...I still couldn't determine which was the strongest reason, but anyways, I entered the shop. I started trying the shoes on and the sales girl came to me of course (me with a HUGE smile) and asking if she could help me. For my VERY good luck I had just taken a shower, and had hole-less socks that morning, so I had to problem in walking shoeless and trying on the model I was interested on. I was thinking and thinking how could I ask something interesting to the sales lady, but before I could realize it I was already paying for the shoes and out of the shop. Yeah, what could I do? I was just the typical man that would become a chicken in the presence of a girl like that :(.

Anyways, c'est la vie as I always said...so off I went back to the Kame-house (my place). As soon as I arrived chez moi I put the shoes on and went inmediately upstairs to tell Apu (read the second blog...just to remind who's this dude: classmate and housemate of mine while studying at the Vlerick school) about the good deal I had just closed . Apu takes a good look at my shoes and tell's me (imaging him asking this with the typical indian voice): 'Hey Luis, why do your shoes have different colour'?

On that moment I had this 'WADAFXXK???' face. My shoes? Different colour??? And my pal was right actually..the shoes had a DIFFERENT colour! The right shoe was somewhat light brown, whereas the left shoe was some kind of dark creme. On a first glance it wasn't that obvious, but on the momment I started staring at them it was more that clear that they were indeed different :s.

The first thought that came to my mind in that moment was: excuse to go back to the shop and see the girl, yeahhh :). But apparently I wasn't smart enough, given that I decided to go back to the shop with the shoes ON.

Anyways, I grabbed apu and we went back to the Levi's shop. I entered the place and saw the sales lady (me again with a HUGE smile), and told her about the different colours. Honestly, I wasn't expecting anything, but I had an excuse to take her out for drinks or something like that, I was thinking in saying 'Well, given that you sold me different shoes the least that you can do is go out for drinks with me'. Back to that moment: as soon as I told her my problem she had this face of not knowing what to say or do, and there I was ready to say my sentence when the owner of the shop comes to us and asks what the problem is (as you can imagine I was swearing all kind of words in my mind). I told him again what the deal was about...the first thing the guy did was try to 'clean' the shoes with masking tape (?), for he apparently thought it was just due to dust that caused the difference in colour. I couldn't help laughing a bit seing this dude trying to 'take the dust' off. When he realized that dus wasn't the problem he came up to me and told me 'Look, the best I can do is give you half of the price back', and he gave me a €20 bill.

Apu and I shared looks, probably thinking the same thing '20 euros, damn!', which in other words meant that we could probably buy at least 15 beers with that. As I mentioned again, €20 in my student time was -at least for me- a mine of gold. So i grabbed the bill, said good bye to the girl (the smile wasn't so big anymore), and left the store with my still new shoes and some money in my pocket.

Whatever happened with the shoes some time after that....that's a different story ;)

Kind of loooooong week

Howdy fellows from here and there:

As the title says, this was "kind a" long week, or perhaps because there were lots of things to do and time just seems to pass very rapido!

Let's dig a little bit in my memory files: When I first came to belgium (September 2002) I arrived to a city called Gent. At first I was staying at an old house that belonged to the school I was supose to study in (Vlerick Leuven Gent Management school...sounds familiar?)...anyways, I was the first from the international student group, so the house felt quite empty without company. Two days after this chineese guy came to join me, which made things funnier actually. But perhaps the moment I remember the most is what happpend -or i should say WHO i meet- 5 days after my arrival in gent.

So I was in the PC room chilling out when the coordinator of my master program asks me if I could show the way to the house to a new student that was supose to arrive in the afternoon, "He comes from India, and will be in the school reception at 3pm" were her words, haven't had anything else to do at that moment I couldn't do other than agree to her request of course.

And there I was at 3:00 sharp in the reception of the school then. As soon as I entered the room I saw this fellow, whose colour differed someWHAT from the rest of the persons present in that moment...it was like identifying a chocolate crisp in the middle of a cup of milk, you get the point right? Anways..eventhough 3 years have passed by I can still recall the dialogue that followed that moment, which goes like this:

(Me): "Hey man, what's up?"
"Hello, how are you"
"Are you the dude from India? "(kind of stupid he? realizing he had THE typical indian look)
"Yes, I just arrived from brussel. I had to take a ..."
"ok ok, my name is luis, from peru..how ya doin'?
"My name is Apoorva, nice to meet you"
"Ap...riva you say?
"No no, it's a p o o r v a"
"Aprooval.."
"No my friend, a p o o r ..."
"Let's make it easier man, I've seen enough chapter of the simpsons to remember Apu...so I shall call you like that, apu, that ok with u man?"
"Well yes, if it's easier for you. Actually my mom calls me Apoo, which is the diminutive...."
"Ok man, is that ur luggage?"
"Why yes, do we go to the residence now?"
"No man, you first come with me to check out this room I spotted somewhere not so far"

And so I meet this particular character which became later on perhaps my closest friend I had on this side of the world for that first year in Belgium. This blog would be way to short to recall the stories and anecdotes we both had in the midst of that time...

But a sad moment happened when my dear friend Apu had to go back to his country in March of this year, after having lived a bit more than two years in gent. With much sorrow I had to say good bye from him of course.

And then again i got a pleasant surprise this week when my Indian fellow came back to belgium to visit the "old" friends. He actually came to Ieper, where we had a nice dinner along with ans, nicolene (my southafrican classmate from Vlerick, from which there are lots of chapters to be written about her also), and a friend of ieper, mathieu.

Besides that visit, yesterday saturday I went to a celtic music concert and then to a big party in a city called moeskcroen, where I got really, but REALLY wasted (and I mean it literally)....nothing like a nice way to end up the week he?

Ciao baby

Lets start by the basics

Ok, following the example of other pages I've check out in the internet I'll make a "basic" 20 things list you should know about me (or hate it!):
1) I am Peruvian, y orgulloso de serlo caraxo
2) 26 years old (the clock keeps ticking)
3) I live in Ieper, Belgium
4) I have a bachelor degree in communications, from the "Universidad de lima....Educacion de primera ;)"
5) I've got an "sort" of MBA from the Vlerick Leuven Gent Management school (number 40 in the world if I'm not wrong)
6) I have another extra Master degree in International Business Economics from the GSBS (Graduate School of Business Studies) from the KUL (Katholieke Universiteit Leuven)...damn these long names
5) I absolutely not-and this I want to make it clear- I DO NOT EAT VEGETABLES
6) I have a girlfriend (sorry girls...este pechito esta tomado ya)
7)....That means yes, I'm Hetero (you never know these days dudes...)
8) My favorite sport is sleeping
9) My second favorite sport is eating
10) As you can induce, my favorite fiction character is HOMER SIMPSON (habla cabezon.....brrrrrpppp!!)
11) Other sports I like to do when I don't sleep or eat: Futbol, Swiming, Jogging, Skiing (in winters if possible).
12) I dress latin casual style, a bit flashy for European standards sometimes
13) I love music above all things. Instruments I can play quite good: Guitar (classical and electric), Quena, Zampoña, peruvian box and percussions in generals. Other instruments I can play regularly ok: Harmonica, Drums, Bass, Latin Percussions.
14) I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters: Fernando (27), Sandra (22), Luis Alberto (16) and Daniela (15). I love them and miss them all every single day...
15) The city I would love to live in some day is Boston (US)
16) I have no political preferences...a bit inclinated towards socialism perhaps.
17) I love saying or doing stupid things from time to time...perhaps too often sometimes :p
18) I'm a "wanna be" Xtreme sport dude, the only problem is that none of the people I know are into it!!!
19) Sometimes I'm completely out of time and space...and I don't care about it actually
20) I'm looking for a job!!!!! Querer money!!!

Luis

A pedido de la family especialmente

Holas:

A ver a ver, alguien por ahi me paso el talan de hacer mi propio "blog" (lo que sea que eso fuere) para que puedan ver fotos y estar al tanto de acontecimientos por este lado del mundo. Asi que aca vamos a ver pues que tal trabaja esta paginita....

On request of my family I decided to create a blog (just found out today wat it was :p) just to keep F&F (family and friends ps) updated about this dude's life in Europe, how 'ya like it all ;).

Zijn Spaans en engels niet genoeg??? Verdekke jongens, moeten een beetje talen leren he? (hehe, mopje). Deze is een personaal plaats waar jullie kunnen volgen mijn stome thoughts en adventures door ter wereld...en om mijn nederlaans grammatica te oefening jawel ;)

Luis